Stefan: What the quickest way to the yard?
Me: Out the window?
S: What would you destroy in the process?
M: Myself?
S: If the window was closed?
M: Glass.
All in all a gigantic waste of time. Now I have a headache from the heat and am nauseous from all the warm diet soda. But on the very bright side, four hours of work earns me 24€, bummer is that I won't get paid till January (who pays people every 6 months?)