01. I miss somebody right now (not really)
02. I don’t watch much TV these days ( I love TV)
03. I love olives (only green ones)
04. I love sleeping (No, never understood what's so great about being basically unconscious)
05. I own lots of books (Yes, although mostly non-fiction)
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses (always glasses)
07. I love to play video games (not really, it feels like time wasting to me)
08. I’ve tried marijuana (nope)
09. I’ve watched porn movies (once or twice)
10. I have been in a threesome (nope)
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship (nope)
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy (not really, people don't want to know the truth)
13. I have acne free skin (yes)
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton (who is Al Sharpton?)
15. I curse frequently (yes, life's a bitch after all)
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year (if you count mental illness and getting dumber...)
17. I have a hobby
18. I’ve been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing (that I don't get)
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me (no)
20. I’m really, really smart (in the words of my brother: you really know how to play dumb)
21. I’ve never broken someone’s bones (I'm not that agressive)
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal (yes)
23. I hate the rain (not really)
24. I’m paranoid at times (I don't think so)
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free (no, I'm not pretty but I'm used to my face)
26. I need money right now! (nope)
27. I love Sushi (never had it)
28. I talk really, really fast (yes)
29. I have fresh breath in the morning (who does?)
30. I have semi-long hair (very short)
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas (been there, but Mountain Dew was about the only thing I spent money on)
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister (yep)
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (yep)
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis (what's the point, I don't wear short outside the house)
35. I have a twin (thank God no)
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past (nope)
37. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. (don't have it, don't need it)
38. I like the way that I look sometimes (no, but it could be worse)
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months (lied yes, but not to a good friend)
40. I know how to cornrow (nope)
41. I am usually pessimistic (I pretend to be, but I'm really an eternal optimist)
42. I have a lot of mood swings (oh yes, I'm manic depressive)
43. I think prostitution should be legalized (it's legal where I live, I think)
44. I think Britney Spears is hot (I don't even know what she looks like)
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past (nope)
46. I have a hidden talent (I can do a lot of things ;))
47. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have (I don't eat sugar, but I'm still hyper)
48. I think that I’m popular (I'm neither nice nor popular)
49. I am currently single (I think so)
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex (yes)
51. I enjoy talking on the phone (no)
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants (yes, it's not like I'm ever going anywhere)
53. I love to shop (no)
54. I would rather shop than eat (I'm not big on food either, but it's better than shopping)
55. I would classify myself as ghetto (this sentence doesn't make sense)
56. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders (nope)
57. I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal (nope)
58. I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them. (I usually just don't care)
59. I’m a pretty good dancer (definetly not)
60. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington (that's the first I'm hearing about this)
61. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother (no)
62. I have a cell phone I hardly ever use it but I do like it. (I loaned it out and am not missing it)
63. I believe in God (not exactly in the Biblical sense, but I do believe)
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis (not sure if I even have it)
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months (nope)
66. I love drama (only if it's on TV)
67. I’ve rejected someone before (yes)
68. I currently have a crush on someone (more than one)
69. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life (I know but it's not going to happen)
70. I want to have children in the future (adopt maybe, but not biological children)
71. I have changed a diaper before (unsucessfully tried when volunteering at a nursing home, but the guy was too heavy for me)
72. I’ve called the cops on a friend before (nope)
73. I bite my nails (nope)
74. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club (no)
75. I’m not allergic to anything (allergic to paracetamol)
76. I have a lot to learn (there are many languages I'd like to learn)
77. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger (he was 19 years older than me)
78. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest "Friday" movie (no)
79. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes (no, I just don't talk much in general)
80. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message (online yes, but not logged into messengers)
81. I have at least 5 away messages saved (no)
82. I have tried alcohol or drugs before (only once tried alcohol, drugs I tried more often)
83. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past (no)
84. I own the "South Park" movie (hell no)
85. I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga or Livejournal (just procrastinated on doing stuff in general)
86. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum ((I didn't play well with other kids)
87. I enjoy some country music (nope)
88. I would die for my best friends (no, it's every man for himself when it comes down to it)
89. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza (never had pizza from there)
90. I watch soap operas whenever I can (no)
91. I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist (no, I let a lot of stuff slide)
92. I have used my sexuality to advance my career (no career worth advancing)
93. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all (kind of)
94. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story" (huh?)
95. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy (no)
96. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it (nope)
97. I have dated a close friend’s ex (nope)
98. I’m happy as of this moment (not really, there is room for improvement)