I switched on TV to watch Sex and the City on Pro7 and the image was all fizzy. Went to check on the satellite dish, turns out my dad had the great idea of tying his tomato bushes to the satellite dish, so they would grow upwards. It didn't even occur to him that it might be bad for TV reception. Of course the tomatoes are not moving, so reception will suck until they are all ripe, which might take a while. Actually this isn't really a reason to get all upset, i guess, so I'll just shut up.